Rhianna is as close to goddamn perfect as a human being can get. I don't think you can get hotter than that without actually being on fire. As for me, I've been pouring ice-water in my lap non-stop since I saw the picture to the left at 4 o'clock this morning.If you're a woman, you really can't go wrong trying to be as much like Rhianna as possible. Naturally, you should begin by taking off your top for me. But only for me. This is because I've decided that I'm now the Decider, George W. Bush having retired and all.
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Robert McNamara passed away this morning at the age of 93, proving once and for all that only the good die young. Donald Rumsfeld now advances to first place in the "worst living secretary of defense" sweepstakes. In your face, Schlesinger!
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I have this odd feeling that I'm going to see Michael Jackson's brainless corpse on television tomorrow, amid confirmation that he's chock full of Propofil, and say to myself "I'll have what he's having."
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If you're a fan of Sarah Palin's, please stop telling me that her bizarre resignation was "unconventional." When I hear that, I start thinking of other "unconventional" folks in history, chief among them, Ed Gein.
For people who aren't me, this is probably not a politically profitable association.
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I don't feeling like blogging today. Maybe something cool will happen and I'll change my mind, but I doubt it. I'm tired, cranky and my chest hurts.
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